On April 3rd, NASA made a startling discovery – the Chandra X-Ray Observatory photographed what could only be described at “The Presence” – a strange phenomenon photographed in recent years.
Described by Gradiosity:
A buddy and I were getting our asses kicked by a couple cops after they caught us tagging a wall. I remember hearing this crack like thunder right overhead. Next thing I knew, we were all standing there, looking up like baby birds. One of the cops was crying. We were all shaking. It was like realizing I’ve spent my whole life underwater and finally looking up and seeing *real* life on the other side of the surface. The cops just left us, just forgot about us. But we didn’t notice because we’d forgotten about them. (source)
At this stage in my career, there’s few profession-related situations that truly make me nervous. Walking into one right now.
YZ is alive.
The second tweet has since been deleted.
Yes, this is a real astrophotograph, a real nebula.
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